How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post it has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs AND how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

7 more to point out spelling & grammar errors in posts.

3 to repost with spelling/grammar corrections.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another 6 to condemn those six arguments as stupid.

15 to claim experience in the lighting industry AND give the correct spelling.

19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs AND to please take the discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

11 to defend the posting to the group, saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly AND then post the corrected URL.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting ?s about light bulbs."

3 to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND

1 group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now With something unrelated and start it all over again.