|Sorry You're Not Covered for That|
the two types of medication that I take are not covered and having
regular checkups to help regulate these conditions are not covered. As
a matter of fact the last time I went to my doctor’s office when it
came time to pay the gals behind the glass screen I announced that I
would pay cash even though I have health insurance “because my
insurance doesn’t pay for SHIT!” A knowing roar of laughter radiated
through the office while I pulled out my stack of twenties.
six months after I acquired my personal health insurance with...well
let’s just say it rhymes with GOLDEN RULE I received a very personal
letter congratulating me on being with this company telling me how
delighted they were that I had signed on with them and that they would
be upping my monthly premiums by about $100. Who ARE these people??
for health insurance reform...ANY type of reform because I whipped off
a response letter to theirs informing them that I would be upping my
deductible from $2500 to $83 214.00! So basically I now have a
catastrophic insurance plan for which I am paying an arm and a leg and
which covers pretty much NOTHING!
hate health insurance people. They’re like cockroaches. They’re
everywhere and they’re really good at hiding in dark places
especially when you’re too sick to seek them out and stomp on them.
have a five-thousand-dollar deductible and the only way I can think of
to win this game is to schedule one million dollars worth of high-end
surgeries in one year before the deductible starts all over again.
That’ll show ‘em.
see what surgeries should I have? I’ve got really ugly bunions on my
feet there’s a persistent rash on the side of my nose and I’ve never
had a hysterectomy. I could have my liver reconstructed or maybe get a
pace-maker just for fun. I want to make them pay!
Uh oh. KK just told me that I’d have to pay twenty percent of all of that. Never mind.